Which One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other? Ankylosaurus...Spock *new one*,Sheldon and Chris

I just needed a spiffy Title name. But ALL three of these things will be included in my blog. Which one of these things is not like the other? I mean I guess the Ankylosaurus could be gay...I've never met one. Also...Sheldon isn't gay...but there is  this HUGE rumor going around that Jim Parsons is *Please Jim Parsons, say it ain't so and marry me! I will make you tasty treats!*

Totally random that was. See, now I'm Yoda. But I digress, here goes. I find myself mostly in love with Gay men. I actually have a gay boyfriend that I currently share with another friend. We all live together in our heads and we're probably like Three's Company with much more shaving of legs, drinks, Pan Am, Pandas and Ankylosaurus.

Sadly I am not a man or gay *which wouldn't make any difference cus then I would like girls* but you get the point. But all in all I would love to marry either Jim Parsons or Chris Colfer or Zachry Quinto. Sigh. Can I marry them all? Just because they are adorable and wonderful.

As for the Ankylosaurus I am totally into Terra Nova and last night there was a baby one and I feel in love with it. This morning in the locker room at school my friend Cara *who I share Nelson *our gay boyfriend* with* and Dillyn were talking about the random animals they wanted. Cara wants a miniature cow *which Dillyn can totally hook her up with. Her 4 year old cousin breeds them I guess* and Dillyn wants a half horse half zebra mix. Well I told them I wanted a baby Ankylosaurus. I think I won THAT game.

Also today was a crap day because She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was an UBER bitch and she really needs to be just taken out. She decided to hate on poor Brandon and then myself. I'd like to punch her in the face. Or just scream at her really loudly. And I don't mean scream with words...I just mean...Godzilla is coming and I am screaming kinda scream. I loathe her. She needs to get brought down to size.

So that was my day. I still need a baby Ankylosaurus and Sheldon, and Spock and Chris. Also I love my friends. They always make life spiffy.

New Tattoo

Hello. My name is Lesley. And I am a tattoo addict.

Yes. I just got my 20th tattoo on Wednesday! I thought about it for about a week, found a place and got it done. Now to most people, a week seems kinda short. How can I REALLY decide what I want put permently on my body? Believe me folks, I have 19 others. I kinda know the feeling I get when I decide on something and if its a good idea or just a whim.

So whats the tattoo you ask? Chinese Characters and 2 Atoms. You ask: What does THAT mean? Well...It means I am a nerd to start off with. The first two characters spell Courage, then there is an Atom, the second character spells Soup, and then another Atom and finally the last two characters spell Hero.



I am a Big Bang-alholic as well. It has to be one of my two favorite shows. The other is Friends. And by Favorite, I mean I can watch and re-watch and re-watch any time, everytime and never get bored. Except there is one section of Friends I do not enjoy, so I skip that part. I am getting off the subject though.

I love The Big Bang Theory!!



My two favorite characters are Sheldon and Penny. I think they are meant for eachother. But that is neither here or there. My ALL TIME, HANDS DOWN favorite episode is when Penny falls in the shower and dislocates her shoulder. Our Hero Sheldon is in her apartment across the hall and hears the Damsel in Distress. He comes running to her aid, saving her! Almost that is. She required him to take her to the ER and he doesn't really know how to drive.

Our Hero is required to help the Damsel into clothes, she tells him to close his eyes. He then tells her that in Classic storytelling the Hero is often required to help out the beautiful maiden in distress but is tasked NOT to look at her or something horrible will happen.

Later on in the show they are driving to the ER. Sheldon asks Penny why she has the chinese Character for soup tattooed on her bum. This is how it goes down:


Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?

Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."

Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.

Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.

Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks

And THAT ladies and Gentlemen is why I have Soup tattooed on my arm. Both Atoms have a different color as well, one is pink of Penny, the other is Green for Sheldon. And when I add more to that arm at a later date, it will look awsome still!