So I have to random cop stories to tell you. Let me just say I never had ANY problems with cops in Alaska. But here in MD I've had two run ins.
I live with my mom because she's sick and I take care of her. Help her with things etc. So one day I drove her to work. It was a nice day, I didn't have anything else to do after I dropped her off so I wore no makeup and was wearing my PJ's. I dropped her off and then went on my merry way!
I had JUST dropped her off and sat at the light RIGHT NEXT TO HER building with a cop behind me. This is how it went:
Me: Ho hum, Mr. Cop I am so lawful its crazy!
Light turns green!
Me: Lets go! Cop can go away now! YAY!
Cop: Not so fast young lady. *turns on his lights and attacks me!*
Me: *pulls off and FREAKS THE FRAK OUT* OMG OMG OMG! Am I going to jail?
Cop: *Gets out and swaggers his way to me.* Miss, do you realize you have a light out?
Me: *SILL FREAKING OUT!* NO!!! I didn't know!!!
Cop: Miss, is this your car?
Me: *FREAKING OUT EVEN MORE* NO!!!! Its my moms!
Suddenly another cop car pulls behind the first cop car. I freak out even more
Cop: *Looks alarmed* Who's car is it? *Probably thinking that a 5'2 little girl looking person stole a Rav 4 from someone*
Me: My MOMS! *Still freaking out*
Cop: Please give me the shit you need to give me so I can make sure you're not secretly a felon!
Me: OKAY! *hands stuff to cop*
Cop goes away and does whatever cops do. Comes back and hands it all to me. As well as a little sheet of yellow paper.
Cop: Miss, this a warning, make sure to get your light fixed.
Me: OKAY! *then we all leave and I head straight to a someone to fix that stupid stinking light*
If you want the second story you should comment and I'll give it to you! It involves cats and crazy ppl who hit you and steal your shit.